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The Author sees all. The Author explains nothing — but is, however, willing to speculate wildly.

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THE AUTHOR

An anonymous satirical newspaper. Real trends, invented experts, urgent dispatches from the slow-motion collapse of civilisation. All satire.

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Satire. The Author is a fictional persona. Names of experts, institutions, statistics and quotations invented for comic effect are not real. Where real public figures, events or trends are named, the underlying facts are reported accurately and the commentary is opinion and parody.

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